Spork Shrine
What is a spork?
The combination of a spoon and a fork. Basically, it's just a really cool spork with prongs at the end.
Where can you get them?
KFC, Taco Bell, some school cafeterias, gas stations... You just have to look for them!
Why do we like sporks?
- Sporks are cool.
- You can do all sorts of things with sporks!
- You can start a food fight, make interesting noises with them and make people think you need mental help because of your obsession.
- You get really neat looks from non-spork worshippers when you talk about them!
- Life is meaningless without the wonderful things called sporks!
- Decorating sporks and building sculptures with them is cool!
- The pride you get from owning one!